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Look we get it, sometimes not everything goes to plan. Sometimes the customer is a nightmare, perhaps the job is cursed or maybe (just maybe) you messed up!

Trade Fess Hole is the website to absolve you of your sins. Submit your trade confessions, we make it anonymous and if we choose your confession thanks to our friends at Powered Now we will send you £50.

Always a rat amongst us
Pest Control Trade Fess Hole Pest Control Trade Fess Hole

Always a rat amongst us

Confession: Starting out I used to keep a dead rat and a perfect example of a wasps nest in my van. Would use them as props, especially on big sites. A dead rat managed to keep lots of contracts alive.

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Keeping it in the family
Electrician Trade Fess Hole Electrician Trade Fess Hole

Keeping it in the family

Confession: Spark here, had a fixed price contract on a series of new builds, the developer was absolutely clueless but lovely guy. I helped him with some pricing for plumbing, heating and electrical based on my experience. Marked it all up by 20%, employed all of my mates for 18 months and saved him money. Everyone was happy!

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Developer dirtbag
Electrician Trade Fess Hole Electrician Trade Fess Hole

Developer dirtbag

Confession: Used to work for a scumbag housing developer that would massively overrun on completion dates on the construction of new builds, especially for phase two once a lot of the cost had been covered. Constantly put off the completion date as housing prices around here have doubled. Plan was to annoy the purchaser so much a load of buyers drop out, loose their deposit and the houses go back on the market for current market value.

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Secret foundations.
Roofer Trade Fess Hole Roofer Trade Fess Hole

Secret foundations.

Confession: I used to work for one of the big builders, if you live in a new build made by us never dig down more than half a foot down in your garden. Empty cans of Monster, sandwich wrappers, all sorts of crap just under the top soil.

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