Trades, we will hear your confession now.

Confess your sins and win £50 a week

Look we get it, sometimes not everything goes to plan. Sometimes the customer is a nightmare, perhaps the job is cursed or maybe (just maybe) you messed up!

Trade Fess Hole is the website to absolve you of your sins. Submit your trade confessions, we make it anonymous and if we choose your confession thanks to our friends at Powered Now we will send you £50.

Too close for comfort…
Gas Engineer Trade Fess Hole Gas Engineer Trade Fess Hole

Too close for comfort…

Confession: Weird customer has just moved into a new home wanted their "old" boiler replacing. I fitted the boiler 3 months previous. Tried to talk them out of it but they were adamant, I replaced it for an identical model and fitted the 3 month boiler in my own house.

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Sneaky Snags
Builder Trade Fess Hole Builder Trade Fess Hole

Sneaky Snags

Confession: Working on a new housing estate if I get to meet the owners and they are horrible I always make a small mistake on purpose but in a hard to find place. The snaggers are always useless and miss it. I take great satisfaction that Karen will find it in about 6 months time.

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Kitchen Nightmares
Kitchen Fitter Trade Fess Hole Kitchen Fitter Trade Fess Hole

Kitchen Nightmares

Confession: There is kitchen in North London that has all its cabinet doors fitted upside down. The owner asked if they were the right way around, but the doors were all bespoke carpentry and I had routed out the hinges already. I told the client it was the latest trend. They believed me and even complimented my cutting-edge style.

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Shed ringer
Handyman Trade Fess Hole Handyman Trade Fess Hole

Shed ringer

Confession: I once built a garden shed for a client, turns out I built it in the wrong house. Turns out it was a holiday let so I sent the bill to the agent and it was paid without question.

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Love you baby
Plumber Trade Fess Hole Plumber Trade Fess Hole

Love you baby

Confession: I’ve had more conversations with boilers than I care to admit. I always say, ‘Come on, baby, you can do it,’ before I hit it to get it working. It’s basically a pep talk for machines.

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